Thursday, September 18, 2008

Most epic office pranks


Caution! epic prank!

As seen on The Office, mouse in a vat of Jello

The red cups spell "PWND" and all the other cups filled with water

Superglued tacs to the toilet seat

Tin foiled cubicle

Replace everything with cardboard replicas

Post-it noting the whole car

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

40 year old virgin gets tasered

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands.

An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department.

When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

“He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” he said. “It was unfortunate we had to use the Taser. … It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him.”

The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.


Fucking Hilarious :D


Link

Friday, September 12, 2008

Bio-engineered Pets?



GenPets are bio-engineered pets specifically created to make pet care as simple as possible. They come in a state of hibernation, but awaken when the sleep inducing protein serum is removed from their nutrient supply tube. They are creepy as hell...

Official Website

Just kidding, this was an art project! but this could happen in the near future

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Evolution of Nintendo Characters


I thought I show you guys the evolution of our beloved Nintendo characters. I am proud to say that I recognize every era of Mario, Link, and Kong. Shortly after seeing this epic picture I dusted off my old NES and played the first Mario... I suggest you do the same.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

New Dragonball movie looks like BALLS!

Hollywood fucked up our childhood...again

Goku landing on shit island

"STAY AWAY FROM MY PORN COLLECTION!"

Looks more like Voldemort, Piccolo is supposed to be green...FAIL!


Chow Yun Fat got brain washed into making this drivel!


Could it be balls in my hand?


Yup...hot steaming balls

Well the new Dragonball screens leaked onto the internet and I will be the first to say this looks like effing crap! I rather drink buffalo poop. Fucking hollywood ruining everything they touch. Whats next? another Street Fighter movie? oh wait! they are making another Street Fighter movie, what the shit! they should of done this movie in complete cgi like Advent Children but they chose a skinny male lead as goku, the last time I checked goku looked like he was one last steroid injection towards "no-balls" but this skinny lead looks like he got beat up for his milk money.

Anticipating score: 0/5