I Hate Obnoxious People

And what's funny is that girls do this the most but they can get away with it since a guy is willing to put up with their stupid shit so long as it might give him a chance to get laid.

I was watching this stupid show the other day. I don't really remember what the name of it was except I thought the show sucked. It seemed a bit like a dance tournament where various people do various styles of dance and try to strut their stuff on the stage in hopes of winning something I could give a rat's ass about.

The thing I noticed about that show is that the audience around the dance stage seemed to consist almost entirely of females. I'm sure many guys don't mind seeing anything that has more females than males. Well, you guys should think otherwise. If that was the case, where we have towns with a lot more females than males, we'd probably see those damn 'Mac' makeup stores at every corner. Oh yeah, and more of those scented candle stores. What's with women and scented candles? Don't they realize that guys don't like seeing candles because the hardened wax looks like someone jizzed all over the candle holder?

Anyway, I've come to the conclusion that having many girls in a single place that consist of applauding ANYTHING is a big mistake. Girls make too much goddamn noise. How the fuck can girls get so goddamn worked up over the STUPIDEST FUCKING SHIT?

Thinking it could be PMS is stupid. Sure, when girls are menstruating, anything can get them worked up and in a frenzy, but you need to know that this is another area of 'girls getting worked up over the stupidest fucking shit'.

Let's take a show like TRL. It's an MTV show that basically plays the top ten music videos and is hosted by Carson Daly. Have you ever watched that show and watched how all these girls go fucking nuts over ANY music star that show up as guests on that show? How the fuck can you possibly get worked up over seeing someone famous? Really, is your life so pathetic that you need to find solace in admiring someone who could give a rat's ass about you and your pathetic fanaticism?

Before you girls start arguing about how we guys are the same with sports and usually cheer our heads off for our favorite teams, let it be known that cheering sports is cool and cheering for stupid shit like some damn boy-band isn't.

Shit, after watching that dance show and watching all these girls scream their heads off as some white dude emulates Michael Jackson's Thriller dance choreography exactly, I've come to realize that girls seem to find it perfectly fine to be obnoxious bitches and just keep screaming just for the fuck of it. How the fuck can they find seeing someone dancing like that incredibly cool? The guy EMULATED Michael Jackson's dance choreography! The guy didn't come up with any new dance moves, he didn't spice up the dance choreography and make it better, he didn't do shit. If I wanna see something like that, I would rather watch the original, not so impostor. I found it really sad watching this and seeing a buncha girls screaming their heads off like the guy was actually Micheal Jackson in person doing said dance choreography.

Why do girls feel the need to make so much noise at the stupidest shit? Have you ever seen girls CRY at the sight of some famous superstar when they are at a concert? Holy shit! What the fuck's with that? Okay, I know girls are more emotional than guys are. But you know what? I don't care. How the fuck can you be moved to tears? I know, I don't understand because I'm a guy. And y'know what? I'm glad. Off the top of my head, I can only think of a few things that can make a guy cry. 1)His dog dies 2)His parents die 3)His best friend dies 4)He accidentally sat on his balls. Now you girls should understand why I don't understand how you girls could be moved to tears seeing a pop superstar.

Making as much noise as possible at ANYTHING seems bullshit. If I'm at a concert or such, I want to be able to hear what's going on. Why the fuck do I want to hear your super-loud whistling? Ooh, you're so special. You can whistle real loudly. Here's a question, if your incessant whistling annoys me, why the fuck would it not annoy anyone else? Am I an exception? Do I not see the awesomeness that is your whistling loudly? Hm, I think not. I think I'm like everyone else, where I hate fucks like you that always wanna make noise.

Okay, so maybe these people are getting into the groove of things and don't realize they're being obnoxious fucks. Well, they must be morons. Does getting caught up in things let you off the hook? Of course not. Let's say we all start rioting and you start rioting with us. If you get caught, does saying that you got caught up with the flow of things let you off? Of course not. Getting caught up with the excitement of anything does not mean you should act like a dumb fuck. Saying you were caught up in the thrill of things as an excuse is stupid.

Hopefully, after you've read this, the next time you decide to just scream at the top of your lungs at stupid shit like the sight of some dude on a stage dancing or singing or playing an instrument, try and remember this rant.

You could very well be that obnoxious fuck that this rant is about.

STUCK ON A SITE!

I hate those sites that you hop onto that don't let you hit the 'Back' button out of there. I constantly run across these sites, be it porn-related or not, and it really pisses me off. I usually accidentally end up on these sites via search engines. Why the heck do these sites not want me to hit the 'Back' button out of there? Do they think that preventing me from leaving their site will make me wanna hang around and look around simply because I'm too lazy to close a browser and open a new one? Wrong! It makes me hate the site all the more. And keep in mind I'm not talking about those sites where you can exit by hitting the 'Back' button twice quickly. I'm talking the ones where you can't get out of no matter how quickly you hit the 'Back' button.

When I go looking for action figures or comics to buy, I usually go around price matching for the best price (ie: the place that has the best shipping charges). Therefore, that means I'm constantly checking out multiple sites, leaving and entering and so on. The problem is that, on occasions, I come across a site that doesn't let me leave via the 'Back' button. They simply trap me on their site. If that's the case, I make sure I don't buy from that site. If I am a potential customer, why would you want to inconvenience me by forcing me to stay on your site and having to open a new browser? Inconveniencing me make dislike your site and makes me more unlikely of using your site in the first place. That's not good business, to inconvenience a potential customer. For instance, if I need to buy something at the store (ie: not online) it's like me browsing a store and the store suddenly locking the doors behind me to keep me from leaving.

One of the most annoying things about the Internet is the dreaded pop-up. You're surfing the Internet and suddenly, a pop-up window pop's up when you visit a particular site. It's annoying having to deal with pop-ups since they usually block the site you wanna view so you have to take the time to actually close the pop-up window. Of course, you can easily get rid of that by getting various pop-up blockers like Zero Popup or getting the Google Bar that has a pop-up blocker built in. Nowadays, since we don't really have to worry about pop-ups, we still have to deal with those sites that prevent you from leaving it via the 'Back' button. These sites I find worse than those pop-ups. Getting trapped on a site sucks.

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Most epic office pranks

Caution! epic prank!

As seen on The Office, mouse in a vat of Jello

The red cups spell "PWND" and all the other cups filled with water

Superglued tacs to the toilet seat

Tin foiled cubicle

Replace everything with cardboard replicas

Post-it noting the whole car

40 year old virgin gets tasered

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands.

An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department.

When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

“He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” he said. “It was unfortunate we had to use the Taser. … It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him.”

The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Fucking Hilarious :D

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